Four Things I Have Learned in Ireland

1. Every second in the city of Dublin, some bastard is stepping in poop. Thats right, its one of Dublin's little secret suprises: There is dog poop everywhere. You will step in some. If you are my mom, you will throw your shoes away.

2. Bees can fly in the rain. Bees don't seem to care if its raining or not, they are gonna get drunk on flower nectar. You go, bees.

3. Chips are fries, fries are fries, crisps are chips, biscuits are cookies, and cookies are cookies. There will be corn in your tuna and butter beneath your mayonaise. The peas are still heaven.

4. The cost for an Ireland TV license is 155 euro. You can get yours at the post office.