Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Marshmallow Peep Sex


If you are looking for lewd pics of Marshmallow Peeps I'm sorry to disappoint, but I took a poll and 10 out of 10 pervy bloggers agreed that more people would read my post if I titled it Marshmallow Peep Sex.

What I really want to talk about is what Poker Princess has dubbed The F Factor. Its like M or Q but is named after me and wont help you win a tourney.

The F factor has two parts: the Big Tourney Fund and the $10 Reward.

First, you need to commit to playing in a Big Tourney (I will be playing in the controversial Ladies Event at the WSOP 7/9/2006). Every day the first dollar of your winnings goes into your Big Tourney Fund. In a year you will have 1/3 of a buy in!

Second is the $10 Reward. On Full Tilt are these awesome $6+.60 games where the top 4 get a $26 token. These games are as soft as Marshmallow Peep Sex. Anyhoo, the goal is to get tokens but keep building your bankroll. So the rule is: Grind out $10. once you get to 10, you give yourself the reward of a token tourney.

Adjust all this to your limits and you have suddenly become a disciplined bankroll manager. Thank me later!

PS I don't know if you have noticed but I never post poker advice here. I'm not that good at poker. You know who is really good at poker? Harrington. But I was talking about my F Factor system and some other nice bloggers said I should post it. If it really does help you in any way let me know. And Please do not have sex with peeps. The Smoking Gun always gets those crazy ER stories.

5 comments:

Maigrey said...

Hooray for peep sex!

Now I just have to figure out how to put a 'big tourney fund' together.

April said...

So, where would one find lewd pictures of Marshmallow Peeps?

Uh...I'm asking for a friend.

Joe Speaker said...

I think a pay-per-view online video of Marshmallow Peep Sex (in all it's gooey, sugary glory) might get you a Big Tourney buy-in by 4 p.m.

Gene said...

See, I can only eat Peeps after they've been in the freezer for a few months. I find Peeps in the Easter Basket, they go straight in the icebox, and come Labor Day I'm eatin' me some Peeps. But these Peeps ain't too pliable, making Peepsex a dull, stilted, Republican affair. It's so sad.

phlyersphan said...

Thanks Facty! You've inspired me to crunch some numbers and start my Big Tourney fund. I want to play in one of the $1500 WSOP events in 06. Not sure which one, but commence Big Tourney Fund Building!

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