First, drink a Guinness. This is the best thing you could ever drink.
Then, take this test: CLICK ME, I'M IRISH!
Have another Guinness. You've earned it!
Now, go shopping - tomorrow is Mother's Day in Ireland!
Time for a Guinness with the lads.
Find a cute baby, dress it up in a proud onezie and make it smile. Take a pic!
What? no access to a cute baby you say? Here, you can borrow my friend's:
That baby is so cute, let's have a Guinness!
When you wake up tomorrow afternoon don't forget to drink plenty of water and call your mum!
Slan go foil,
PS: Three months till Bloomsday.
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