This morning I woke up and our house had no coffee. So I went to the market, got the coffee and decided to get the family a little treat. I got fhwrdh a fritter and the kids some doughnuts. I went to the checkout.
Checker: How many doughuts do you have here?
Facty: Eight.
Checker: Do you want me to charge you for twelve?
Facty: I only have eight...
Checker: But you could go back and get some more.
Facty: I just need eight.
Checker: hoooo kaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
I thought it was so surreal to have a checker try to up-sell me on pastery until I realized that a dozen doughnuts is cheaper than eight. No mensa tests before coffee please.
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Shane Nickerson, I can't wait to see a pretty pic on your blog. Bunny ears are acceptable.
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I've found that a slack-jawed response of "uhhhhhhhh" usually gets the obvious pointed out to you.
See what you get for trying to buy food without us PTA ladies around to guide your thru.
Isn't that the first rule of baked goods? Twelve is always cheaper than six?
faaaaacty omg i totally loved the bunny ear photo! you rascal. also next time maybe send hubby to get the damn coffee!
Run out of coffee? I will run out of gas first.))
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